So, today I went to the mall. Yes, I know that everyone is surprised and thinking, "Since when was he allowed to go back in the mall?" Well I had to bribe some officials, but the point is that I went to the mall to buy some presents for people. First I went to Pac Sun, and I was wearing my "I Eat Glue" shirt. So these two little kids (probably middle school) were like, "You eat glue?" And I'm like "Your mom eats glue" and then I swiftly beat feet. Then some other person that works there was like, "You eat glue?" And I'm like "Yeah... it means that I have sticky fingers" and then I swiftly beat feet out of that accursed store. I should've said "You just lost a customer, [explitive]" and then waltz out screaming "RACIST!" But I didn't. Anyways, I went to American Beagle next, and got a gift card for $15.15. The cash register lady was like "That's an odd amount, is that just all the money you have on hand?" So I said to her "Naw, it's a riddle for my friend." Then she asked me to explain, and I'm like "It's a day. The fifteenth month and the fifteenth day. Like a solstice thingy." "But there are only 12 months." "Yeah I know, it's supposed to be 3, but you guys don't sell cards that low. Yeah, 3.14 is pi day, so 3.15 is the day after pi day." Then I took my stolen merchandise, and walked out like a Disco Bandit. Then I saw a lot of school peoples and left. The End.